The One in Which I Throw the Austar Remote in the Wheelie Bin

You know you’re tired when you spend literally half an hour looking for the remote control – under cushions, behind the cofa, upstairs, downstairs, in the kitchen … and you eventually find it in the wheelie bin outside.

Which begs the question – what the heck was it doing in the wheelie bin?!

It seems that in my cleaning frenzy (which didn’t really last that long) I swept up all the crap off the sofa and dumped it in the bin … without realising the remote was somewhere amongst it all. I didn’t notice it was missing for a while because I’ve been on my laptop doing work, with the television on low in the background, but when Gossip Girl came on at midday I reached for the remote … and thus began the searching and the frustration and the “BUT IT WAS JUST THERE!!” wails.

I think I need to shuffle back to bed.

PS – Yes, it does smell a little.

PPS – I’m adding this at 6:45pm – so far I’ve managed to drop and shatter a bottle of minced garlic on the kitchen floor, and smash a drinking glass on the sink. Phill has banned me from using a knife tonight.

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Comments

You didn’t want to watch Gossip Girls???? We think Zoey and Goldie would LOVE that show!

The Bunns – Oh, I don’t mind Gossip Girl but I’d already seen the episode and wanted to see if there was something else on. :)

Hehehe, this post made me laugh! We lose our remotes all the time and I am considering sticking a bit of string to it and tying it to the sifa!

Everyone gets a clumsy day once in a while. Once, my study table fell over and Pete stepped on a thumb tack with his right foot and a stapler with his left! And once, I almost accidentally shredded our marriage certificate. It’s part of being human.

I think you have the right idea though! Stay in bed and wake up tomorrow for a brand new day!

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve done something like that!

As for the remote, you should see what happens when someone brings home a second one as a ‘spare’. I live with two channel surfers – my mum played a trick on my dad by not telling him about the second remote and then randomly changing channels!

Adrina – The string idea is a very good idea! Accidentally nearly shredding your marriage certificate? That’s pretty bad! :P

Kelly – Haha the channel surfing sounds like fun – a bit of payback after having to sit with a “flicker” who constantly changes channels for no apparent reason!