This is Why I Do the Cooking
I’m at work, pretending to be busy. Phone rings. It’s Phill. Phill: Hey, how are you? Me: Good… What’s up? Phill: Uh, you know those little tins of tuna in the cupboard? Me: Yeah? Phill: Are they human food or cat food? Me: Uh, human food. Why? I could hear him hesitating. Immediately my mind [...]



